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Taxi Chaos

It may appear unfair to check a brand new sport unfavourably with one other sport prefer it. But it’s exhausting to not when Taxi Chaos is so shamelessly a clone of Sega’s traditional arcade and Dreamcast hit Loopy Taxi, from the punk-rock soundtrack of its launch trailer to the best way its advertising describes the gameplay as taking “loopy dangers” to hurry by means of city to get your “loopy prospects” to their vacation spot.

In actual fact, it jogs my memory of that gag from an episode of The Simpsons when Homer’s speaking concerning the Keanu Reeves motion movie Pace with out explicitly mentioning the title. The comparability is apt, contemplating how The Simpsons: Street Rage was additionally a brazen rip-off of Loopy Taxi, however no less than had its licence going for it.

Taxi Chaos is a decidedly lower-budget affair that screams knock-off from the get-go, not solely with its stand-in model of New York (referred to as New Yellow Metropolis, in order that it might probably nonetheless be abbreviated to NYC) but in addition in its generic-looking character fashions. It additionally lacks polish, each in its decision and framerate, even on the PS4 model. When even the splash display screen for the writer and developer seems to be uneven, it’s not signal.

Extra disappointing is the soundtrack. Certain, nobody was anticipating The Offspring, however having what appears to be simply a few uninspired techno tracks that you simply may hear in your experience again from the membership appears a weird selection, particularly for a sport set in broad daylight.

Although you solely have two drivers to select from – the seasoned cabbie Vinny together with his stereotypical Italian wisecracks or self-proclaimed ‘influencer’ Cleo who most likely see this extra as a facet job within the gig financial system – there’s a trace of depth to the characters. You’ll decide up rock singers, obnoxious stockbrokers and pretentious hipsters to find that their dialogue really quantities to correct back-and-forth conversations. But when your drives can final not more than 20 seconds, most of those find yourself reducing brief, and by the point you decide them up once more to listen to the identical schtick, the novelty’s already worn off.

Taxi Chaos
Taxi Chaos. Credit score: Lion Citadel

Tright here’s rather a lot to be stated about how Loopy Taxi let its character designs do a lot of the speaking – the reverend on his solution to a church, the pregnant girl in a rush to the hospital, the well dressed man with a bouquet on his solution to a date – and are a lot extra memorable because of this.

In any other case, the fundamental gameplay of choosing up passengers and getting them to their vacation spot earlier than the time runs out whereas scoring ideas by racking up combos stays the identical. The one trendy contact is that – reflecting the age of Uber – your efficiency is rated on a 5-star scale, and also you even have the choice to kick your passenger out mid-journey.

It’s then surprising simply how badly Taxi Chaos fails to match as much as what made Sega’s distinctive arcade racer so addictive within the first place. What instantly throws you off is the color coding of passengers. Whereas in Loopy Taxi these indicated the gap and fare – crimson being shortest and inexperienced being the furthest and due to this fact highest-earning fares – right here the color scheme signifies the reverse or follows its personal bizarre guidelines as there’s additionally a timer indicator subsequent to it that’s not defined anyplace.

Most baffling is how Taxi Chaos actively doesn’t need you to play its Arcade mode for lengthy in any respect. In Loopy Taxi, choosing up a brand new passenger will increase your total timer, supplying you with an incentive to choose up the longer fares. However right here you could be given a minute to ferry your newest passenger to the opposite facet of city solely on your total timer to get a paltry enhance, that means you’ll be able to run out of time and get ‘Recreation Over’ when your passenger timer nonetheless has tens of seconds to spare.

It’s additional compounded by flaws that make making an attempt to enhance your combos rather a lot much less enjoyable. Getting near-misses is unattainable except your cab is actually a hair’s breadth from one other car, there appears to be no solution to enhance your pace when already in movement, and drifting is non-existent. That leaves your combo bonuses right down to leaping, which feels much less skilful but in addition has a lag whenever you land killing the momentum. In the meantime, shortcuts are simply not clear in any respect, particularly as your navigator arrow that spins unpredictably everytime you flip a nook on a block.

Taxi Chaos
Taxi Chaos. Credit score: Lion Citadel

Crazy Taxi was hardly identified for having a lot content material, largely getting by on its addictive arcade score-attack loop, however even then it nonetheless managed to offer an extra map and a few mini-game challenges within the package deal. Taxi Chaos does have extra taxis you’ll be able to unlock with totally different stats however past its Arcade mode, you’ve bought Free Roam that permits you to drive round with out a timer to get your bearings or the unlockable Professional mode, which is simply the worst thought.

Mainly, it’s simply Arcade mode however with out the navigation, placing your information of the roads to the last word check. In fact, not solely is that this nightmare gas nowadays when each cab driver makes use of their telephone’s GPS, however it exhibits up simply how bland the sport’s gridded open-world map is, in order that I barely know the place I’m half the time.

Once more, you’ll be able to’t assist however recognize how Loopy Taxi’s West Coast map’s contours and circuit-like construction supplied a greater sense of course whereas nonetheless having well-placed ramps and a number of lanes that dared you to take dangers. Against this Taxi Chaos penalises you for bumping right into a police automotive.

I ought to be aware writer Lion Citadel has stated they plan to deal with some points by way of a day-one patch, which could salvage a few of the gameplay to a extra satisfactory state. Regardless, Loopy Taxi followers will really feel nothing however shortchanged, and Sega must be embarrassed for even endorsing it as its Japanese writer. To riff on an outdated tune from The Offspring, “Na, na, na, na, na!”

‘Taxi Chaos’ is now out there on Nintendo Change, PS4, Xbox One.

Our Verdict

The easy however addictive thrills of taking speedy fares in Loopy Taxi has been replicated earlier than, from the taxi minigames in GTA to Fortnite’s ‘Tilted Taxis’ Restricted Time Mode final yr. However as a stand-alone package deal, Taxi Chaos is an inexpensive soulless cash-in that manages to fail on each basic facet of what made these video games enjoyable within the first place.

Followers feeling nostalgic for Sega’s arcade traditional are higher off downloading the free smartphone model of Loopy Taxi as a substitute. Even these dodgy contact controls are nonetheless a rattling sight higher than getting behind the wheel of this automotive crash of a sport.


  • Unlockable cabs provides an incentive to replay
  • Drivers and passengers dialogue initially provides them extra depth


  • Bland generic visuals and forgettable soundtrack with subpar efficiency
  • Spectacularly fails to emulate each basic facet of the Loopy Taxi video games
  • Professional mode is simply an atrocious thought

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